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The ideal programmer is located in Paris, at the House of Weights and Measures, under a glass cap without air.

Be careful what you say when you are sick, it may turn out that you will remain alive and be held responsible!

The average human has one boob and one testicle. Go find at least one such human!

Once upon a time in the land of Techtopia, there was a virtual desktop named Vinnie. Vinnie was no ordinary virtual desktop; he had a bit of an identity crisis.

C++ is basically just some world contest of who writes the best String class.

There was a lot of software. Then appeared indies. Now there are many softwares.

I didn't say even half the things people say I said.

-- A.Einstein

Java has an automatic garbage collection; Java projects tend to collect all the garbage in the world.

Here it is: https://medium.com/@webseanhickey/the-evolution-of-a-software-engineer-db854689243

There is a difference between farting while pooping and pooping while farting, although the action is the same.